UTRS ADMIN JPGORDON

Did you think things were going to turn fair and hunkydory all of a sudden? That's far from what occurred next. Instead, a lazy and corrupt UTRS admin called JPGordon, or Josh Gordon, agreed to review the appeal. The problem is Josh Gordon had no intention of properly fulfilling the powerful role he had signed up to do, presumably without a firearm pointed at his noggin.

Instead, Josh Gordon glared superficially at the marvelous appeal statement made by RandyKnotts, then he quickly scanned what was going on. He took note of the other admins involved which he surely wasn't about to undermine. Then JPGordon immediately denied the appeal. His lazy appeal denial was about two short sentences which amounted to I didn't see a full submission by the guilty Wikipedian.

In his incompetent appeal review statement, Josh Gordon arrogantly, surely sensing his pure impunity, admitted that he hadn't even reviewed most (any) of what had happened. Then Josh Gordon, in black and pure white on a public Wikipedia page, expressed that he didn't feel like figuring out what really happened, and he didn't think any other admins would care enough to either, because as he proclaimed, they're not being compensated financially. Things were working out quite well for Jim F. Bleak who had purposely fractured the "Talk" many, many times even after warnings of his causing confusion. The appeal reviewer Josh Gordon apparently needed money to do the right thing.

The astounding (lack of) appeal review by JPGordon was immediately responded to by editor RandyKnotts. By now, the amount of viewers tuned into this epic Wikipedian drama unfolding before everyone's bug eyes was staggering. No matter what happened after this, RandyKnotts was simply a Wikipedian legend. Nobody had previously ever been able to dissect the abuse of the world's enyclopedia in this manner, and he was doing it in real time. It was goose-bump inducing. RandyKnotts quickly replied to this admittedly illegitimate appeal review with the clarity of a Botswanan diamond. He described how the reviewing UTRS admin had acted dishonorably and with bad-faith in his duties as he cited Josh Gordon's very own confession of not reviewing the facts of the appeal.

Just then, sensing panic and urgency, another page stalking admin called Deepfriedokra attacked while completely ignoring the valid points made by RandyKnotts. Deepfriedokra said brashly and superficially that he agreed with Josh Gordon's appeal review. The inappropriate post by page-stalker Deepfriedokra on RandyKnott's talk page further served to interfere, and is yet another example of Wikipedian gang bullying by admins. Adding insult, Deepfriedokra's post had been dismissive, tonedeaf, and nonsensical.

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