Meet the Ol Boys

SAREKOFVULCAN is an extremely bad-faith actor and power abusing admin
on Wikipedia. You'll soon learn of a legendary example of how ruthless he can be in a detailed account of retaliation.
SarekofVulcan has most recently claimed to be Garrett Fitzgerald, perhaps as part of a conscious effort to clean up his image
and appear legitimate immediately after
the notorious events you'll soon learn more about.
Curiously, he's currently applying for additional Admin power for not one, but three new Wikipedia accounts:
SarekOfVulcan2, SarekOfVulcan3, and SarekOfVulcan4.
It's a suspicious tactic which has become common and widespread among abusive admins who often try to get adminship for as many accounts as
they can to statistically minimize their chance of ever losing all power. Losing all their admin power on the encylopedia could easily lead to an emotional downspiral and full identity crisis.
SarekofVulcan is an extremly obese knitting man who might not be able to cope without a plethora of power charged Wikipedian accounts.
Wielding admin power to his liking compensates for a
lack of power in his real life.
"SarekofVulcan" is the alter ego of a failed musician, a man who lacks respect and admiration offline.
Garrett Fitzgerald's greatest accomplishments seem to be his successful conflict of interest editing on the Wikipedia pages for
Bangor High School, Brewer High School, and the Bangor Public Library in Maine, where the Vulcanite apparently actually hails from.
Vulcan sounded more powerful though.
DEEPFRIEDOKRA is a man of German descent and a pitbull owner to boot, who has blocked almost 15,000 other editors from using Wikipedia.
Fifteen thousand contributors had to die on the backstreets of the world famous encyclopedia because of a man who calls himself Deepfriedokra.
This enthusiastic okra fan has admitted on his own account page that he has Asperger syndrome. Aspergers is a neurodevelopmental disorder which
consists of obsessive repeated action, social problems, and control issues.
Those issues are then consoled obsessively by repetitive behavior.
Do you see how Wikipedia could have become a strong part of that?
Deepfriedokra has bragged that he is number 373 on the Wikipedian list of users ranked by number of edits.
He hangs his cap on that stat. So everyone else be damned? Deepfriedokra has obsessively climbed the controlled rankings to become
a top echelon Admin and
he's a member of only a few active
Unblock Ticket Request System (UTRS) Admins.
UTRS is like the Supreme Court of Wikipedia and its judges have the power to unblock a contributor or deny the block appeal to
keep that person blocked indefinitely.

THEROADISLONG is a man (sensing a pattern here?) from North Cornwall in the United Kingdom.
Theroadislong is the least corrupt of this vicious gang of admins,
but is that really a good thing?
He's either a friend or a frenemy of the others and is the only admin in the gang with a great deal of creative talent himself.
Theroadislong is more of a reluctant follower in these circles.
His motivations are unclear.
Some might ask if it's a simple internet addiction.
One can't help but wonder if a mental health screen should be
a prerequisite to controlling this monopolistic encyclopedia.
One thing is for pure certain... Theroadislong
doesn't have the courage or will to stand up to the abuse he's well aware of.
Theroadislong is equally obsessed with his own vanity in becoming the Wikipedian admin with the most edits in history, and is currently ranked 196
for most edits. When the voices of the surrounding abusive admins are loud enough, Theroadislong silently goes down the road with them on a path of
bad-faith actions. He's skilled at looking the other way and maintaining his position within the organization.
JPGORDON or Josh Gordon is the 72-year-old failed musician with an obsession about which words people should be allowed to write with.
Some words just irk the wannabe lawyer. His claim to fame is that he was once one of the many, many revolving members of 70s band The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo.
Despite a conflict of interest, Josh Gordon may have even helped to ensure the band which remains close to his heart would be
remembered always with a Wikipedian article that rivals that of The Beatles.
Unfortunately for people who'd like to contribute to Wikipedia but have found themselves on
the wrong side of a block, Josh Gordon is one of only a handful of active UTRS Admins, estimated to currently be about seven people.
JPGordon is indeed hanging on to the precious Wikipedian power he's attained, and with the grip of a hyaena on a newly found carcass.
Only death could separate this geriatric.
Reportedly and rather ironically, Josh Gordon started attending lawschool in his 70s, admittedly because he's a weirdo,
and even though he has been very outspoken against any perceived Wikipedia lawyering. Ask yourself why would a guy who takes frequent naps and when awake,
is busy wielding his Wikipedian power with a grumpy dose of lethargy suddenly want a law degree?
You might think Josh Gordon would be busy building birdhouses instead or writing that autobiography before it's too late, but interestingly and very ironically nope.

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